Just so you don't think I'm the only crazy one in this house, here's some of the brain lint the chitlins and other household members come up with:
Katherine: When you see people with spoons, you start to wonder.
Alex: When I dye eggs today, I'm concerned they will turn the color of my hair.
Jen: If swimming is so good for you, why are whales so fat?
Smiley: If elevators when side to side, would they be called sideavators?
Logan: If you see an alligator with a knife, should you run?
Katherine: If a person falls through the floor and then lands on another person and then they both fall through the floor and land on a fork, has that ever happened?
Alex: When you land on rhinoceros, do think scream, or run, or none? Or do you think what the heck, I'll just die?
Jen: Is the guy who wrote the Tootsie Roll jingle a fecalfeliac?
Smiley: Don't eat the chocolate covered raisins the bunnies leave behind.
Logan: If Houses ruled the earth, would we all turn into houses?
Katherine: If the bunny on Hop lays watermelon flavored jelly beans, what does the chicken lay?
Alex: If the universe was a circle, what would the outer universe be? Floop swirled?
This is what I live with, people.... You see how they encourage me? Enable me? Make me worse? Make me giggle incessantly? I love you guys.....
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